Friday Laughs

Been pretty busy lately. Had Jamin and Alanah on Wednesday and I've been getting things booked or our New Zealand trip in April.

Types of computer viruses

Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard

George Bush virus: Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.

Government economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".

Right To Life virus: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.

Texas virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

UK Parliament virus: Splits the screen into two with a message in each half blaming other side for the state of the system.

Some possible computer bumper stickers

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . .

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.