Bit of a laugh!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if, whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if, whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
posted by Di Sawell at Thursday, January 19, 2006
1 Comments:
Laughter IS the best medicine!!
Thanks for the chuckle.
Sorry Jas is Grumpy(maybe another couple of teeth are on the way through). Of course looking after Jaz is a big job, and once she starts getting more mobile she will be really full time. Until they can talk it is tricky to teach them safety so they need constant watching.. looking forward to Sunday.., Luvyas Nan
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